{"id":33,"date":"2008-11-20T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.intuitiveinvestor.com\/web\/?p=33"},"modified":"2018-08-12T21:06:54","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T01:06:54","slug":"a-little-financial-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/2008\/11\/20\/a-little-financial-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"a little financial humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This comes courtesy of my father in-law and will hopefully lighten things up a bit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Try this Financial humor from Japan:<br \/>\nFollowing problems in the subprime lending market in the States and its devastating effect on Northern Rock and Bear Stearns, uncertainty has now hit Japan.<\/p>\n<p>In the last 7 days the famous Origami Bank has folded.<\/p>\n<p>Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song.<\/p>\n<p>Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose dived and 1000 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.<\/p>\n<p>Analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it&#8217;s feared customers may get a raw deal.<\/p>\n<p>A real post follows&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Jason<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; This comes courtesy of my father in-law and will hopefully lighten things up a bit&#8230; Try this Financial humor from Japan: Following problems in the subprime lending market in the States and its devastating effect on Northern Rock and Bear Stearns, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the famous Origami [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonapollovoss.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}